New Jersey officials are puzzled as to what his reasoning was, but now say they have the suspect in a series of mysterious 'crappy' incidents involving a school football field.
Sources say officials set up surveillance cameras and security in an effort to catch a mystery pooper, who was leaving piles on the Holmdale High School football field...
Over the last year or two, there have been stories about people getting 'revenge' on what are called Porch Pirates, people who steal delivery packages from people's porches. According to numerous sources, including Pemco Insurance, authorities are calling this new breed of thieves 'Porch Pirates.'
You cannot make this up. I thought it was just a funny phrase, "crap beat out of him", you know?
Travis Wolford made that dream a reality, when he unleashed his chocolate goodness all over the cage two nights ago.
Literally, it was s#!**y.
Never would I have ever believed working in the radio industry would involve cleaning toilets, let alone shielding my face from flying human feces.