Disclaimer: These pick-up lines have powerful results, Use with caution! with great pick-up line power comes great responsibility!
I have Skittles in my mouth. I invite you to taste the rainbow.
If you were a phaser you would be set to stunning...
I ran across this ad from Badder Ink in Kennewick. I am all about tattoos and think this is a great idea. good job on the ad "I suck at Love" was awesome!
BADDER INK TATTOO ARTISTS BRING THE VIBE AND THE ART CULTURE INTO THE TRI-CITIES.
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This party makes a fun Valentine's Date. Painting Couples will create two 12"x16" canvases that when combined create the "world" with the Maya Angelou quote "In all the world there is no love for you like mine. In all the world there is no love for me like yours...
REMEMBER: with great pick-up line power comes great responsibility!
Once you get shot by cupid, the rest look just stupid!
I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
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These came from a discussion on Reddit where actual guys said what they want for Valentine's Day. Maybe it'll give you a few ideas. Or not. These are their actual words.
Well, if your girl is anything like me, the normal flowers and chocolates are not the way to go. I mean, don't get me wrong, we love that stuff, but here is a list of things she will love for the rest of her life.
The thing I like best about old people is they just say what they think. They no longer care what people think of them so they don't hold anything back. So what did they think of America's most racy movie? Find out!
How do you celebrate your Valentine's Day? Do you do the normal 'take her out to dinner' trick? Try some of these ideas and she will surely love them. I promise.