You know the old joke about the stripper who's only dancing so she can pay her way through school? Well, this is pretty much the opposite of that.

Jessica Vanessa, 22, has said sayonara to her career as a teaching assistant so she can focus on a career twerking online, really blowing a hole in that whole "Stay in school, kids" thing we tell our youngsters.

What I make in six seconds would take me, like, four months to make as a pre-K teacher at work."

Vanessa, who has about two million followers on Vine, now rakes in about six figures for twerking. Hmm. Tim Tebow can't get paid anything for Tebowing in the NFL anymore and that's for him being him. This woman is getting serious coin for shaking her rump like she's in a Sir Mix-A-Lot video.

Take a look at the video above to learn more about her and pay close attention to the part where her dad watches one of her twerking videos and mentions making one with her. Is it us or is that just mildly uncomfortable? Does anyone else feel like they need a shower or at least a breath mint?