There are some laws that don't make sense. Then there are laws that REALLY don't make sense! Here are some crazy laws we found that you may have actually broken. Don't worry, we won't tell! I'm guilty of #3! (Don't turn me in).

Sorry anyone who was sick, but had to go to work. You're breaking the LAW!
OK, this one makes sense, but wait, does that mean you can give a bird noxious substances
Whew! Glad I read this! I was totally about to attach a vending machine to a... wait.. no....