You gotta love this. The Minnesota Vikings are all but eliminated from the playoffs, yet they still find ways to keep the mood light.

Adrian Peterson loves giving gifts.  Adrian Peterson loves giving horrible-ass gifts.

Never mind the horrible record this season, these players will be begging for trades in the offseason just to not get gifts from Purple Jesus Purple "Goddammit, Adrian" anymore.

All I wanna know is - Where did A.D. get the Miley Cyrus teddy bear garter-thing for Jared Allen?

Adrian Peterson: 1,000,000,000,000 The rest of the Vikings: -1