Chris Illuminati
Samantha Steele — Crush of the Day
Filling the shoes, and newly ample bosom, of former ESPN sideline reporter and peephole dancing dame Erin Andrews isn’t going to be an easy task. Andrews bolted the worldwide leader for a Fox Sports gig and the boys in Bristol quickly named her replacement — the longhorny Samantha Steele. She was with the Longhorn Network before ESPN. It was too terrible of a pun to pass up.
10 Beastie Boys Lyrics That Every Guy Should Live By
Adam “MCA” Yauch, a member of the influential and legendary New York rap group the Beastie Boys passed away today at the age of 47. MCA leaves behind not only a nation of hardcore fans, but a legacy of music that will love on for generations.
Jamie Michelle — Babe of the Day
Jamie Michelle (aka ‘Miiss Jamie Michelle’) is a 28-year-old model from Los Angeles, California.
Jeanette Reid — Babe of the Day
Jeanette Reid is a professional model from Los Angeles, California. She has appeared in Playboy Magazine Special Editions 2011, the 2012 Rockstar Calendar, a Manny Pacquiao commercial shoot San Manuel Casino and on the official Manny Pacquiao website.
Diessel — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Diessel, a SuicideGirl who is saving herself for Jesus. Until then, she is going to get stoned.
Janette — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Janette, a SuicideGirl who works as a burlesque performer and loves dirty talk.
Chloe Miranda — Playboy Girl of the Week
Chloe Miranda, a first time model for Playboy resides in Orange County, California.
Kate Upton Commercials Need to Feature More Kate Upton
Kate Upton commercials are invading your television. Try not to complain too much. She is selling everything from Carl’s Jr. hamburgers and MLB 2K12 to invisible thong bikinis (fingers crossed).
Lauren Waugh — Babe of the Day
Today’s ‘Babe of the Day’ describes herself as “a mess in a dress, a free spirit and travel junkie.” She has graced the cover of Playboy magazine twice, has been featured on Spike.com, and worked with Hooters magazine.
Jennifer Lopez Has a Nipple Slip at 2012 Oscars
Jennifer Lopez gave out some Oscars at the 2012 Academy Awards but her nipple won the award for ‘Most Unlikely to Appear But We’re Not Complaining.’
Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz were attempting to either be funny, or show off their amazing ass-ets, by turning away from the camera, and then back, to present the award for…oh who the heck could listen when there was a possible nipple...
Sacha Baron Cohen’s ‘Dictator’ Dumps Ashes on Ryan Seacrest at 2012 Oscars
Who says there is no reason to watch the 2012 Oscars Red Carpet? Sacha Baron Cohen, promoting his new movie ‘The Dictator’ decided to have a little fun with Red Carpet host Ryan Seacrest.
Was this a stunt at the 2012 Oscars? Was it planned...
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Asks Random Women ‘Have You Ever Flashed Someone?’
Women showing their breasts for plastic beads at Mardi Gras isn’t anything new. Flashing is as much a part of the celebration as…well…we aren’t sure what the hell else is involved in Mardi Gras so we’ll just stop while we are ahead...