Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Mouse-Eating, Fridge-Climbing Spider Is a One-Arachnid Horror Show
This story is about a spider eating a mouse. Feel-good, it is not.
Pizza Beer Koozie Is the Dudest Invention Ever
Pizza and beer go together like Ken Bone and red sweaters. Now, they've achieved culinary nirvana by becoming one.
Relive the NBA’s Golden Era of Short Shorts [GALLERY]
What's old (and short) may be new (and still short) again.
What’s the Worst Thing You Can Do on a First Date?
You've got a first date. Here's how to increase your chances of getting a second.
Unlucky Man Gets Bitten By Spider on Penis — Again
When you can add the word "again" at the end of the sentence "A man was bitten on his penis by a spider," you know you've got a good story.
More Than Just Slightly Deranged Woman Stabs Male Roommate for Denying Her Sex
This probably wasn't the long object this woman hoped to be handling.
Cooking Steaks on Lava Is the Hottest Thing Around
Now, this is fast food.
Fish Bra Trend Has Reeled Us in Hook, Line and Sinker
These women who use fish they've caught as a makeshift bra have also caught our attention.
Rio Olympics Are Giving Away How Many Condoms to Athletes?
Forget Zika -- it sounds like athletes at the Summer Olympics should be more wary of chlamydia.
McDonald’s Employee Shuts Down Idiotic Drive-Thru Prankster
Despite what you may have heard, the customer is not always right.
Worst Robber Ever Forced to Strip Naked by Woman Who Stopped Him
You know that dream where you show up to school naked? This is worse. So. Much. Worse.
Vaping Guru Blowing Smoke Rings May Really Be Some Kind of Wizard
This guy can run (or blow) (smoke) rings around you.