Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Juggalo Dating 101 — The Insane Clown Posse’s Unauthorized Guide to Online Dating
"Don't worry sugartush, there is someone for everyone." -- Excerpt from an email our mom sent us today.
Sara Schaefer and Nikki Glaser — Celeb Crushes
Sara Schaefer and Nikki Glaser are the co-host team responsible for MTV's late night show 'Nikki & Sara Live,' which airs Tuesdays at 11 pm. Comedy babes are our favorite brand of babe.
Kina Grannis — Celeb Crush
Born and raised in Mission Viejo, California, Kina is proof positive that you can build a career on YouTube, if you work at it long enough.
Go Here: Slip ‘N Slide Off a Cliff in Utah
Honestly, all 265 acres of Hyrum State Park in Cache County, UT is worth a visit. If you're looking for adventure though, you'll pack a tarp and head to the dam.
MJ Gines — Babe of the Day
MJ's last name is pronounced like our favorite beer, Guinness; she might just be our favorite babe this week.
Yuliya Snigir — Celeb Crush
Yuliya Snigir is a 29-year-old actress and model from the Tula region of Russia. We don't exactly know where that is, but it sounds cold.
Albin Wonderland — Celeb Crush
Albin has a message for all you geeks out there who are hating on "fake" geek girls, and the message is pretty simple: Shut up. The floor is yours, Albin, we're listening.
Megan Fox is Possibly Losing Her Mind
Esquire interviewed babe Megan Fox this week, and we learned a whole lot more about her. Not only is she crazy beautiful, but she's also possibly just plain crazy.
Go Here: The 1UP Arcade Bar in Denver, CO
While our weekend COD and pizza binges are always a good time, it's also nice to have interactions with other humans sometimes. At least that's what we've heard. If you love video games and aren't paralyzingly agoraphobic, arcades are a good time. Sadly, we lose more of them every day, but this one in Colorado is alive and well, and worth the trip.
How to Boost Your Wifi Signal Without Spending a Dime
If you're like us, you're home for the holidays. If your parents are like our parents, they have an vintage router from 1996, and Netflix spends more time buffering than actually delivering. If ancient technology is getting in the way of your only source of Christmas Eve entertainment, we've got your solution.
Santa Teaches Us That Being on the Naughty List is Kinda Nice
In other (fictional) news today, the real Santa Claus got a lap dance this week at Rick's Cabaret in Manhattan, and we were on the scene to capture the exciting night of Holiday cheer.
Burgers With a Side of Safe Sex — Best Combo Meal Ever?
There are only so many ways to make a hamburger new and unique, and there are even less ways that taste good (for example, pizza burgers are disgusting). If you're a burger joint who wants to stand out, sometimes your ad campaign is your best bet, but this Australian company is feeling the flame-broiled heat, because they didn't play it "safe."