Patrick Bateman
Alle Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Alle back in late November 2011. The sexy student loves big boobs, drinking and movies. We’ll get along just fine.
Plum Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Plum last December. The 19-year-old student from Kiev / Lisbon is back to remind us about her love for the sea, tea, boobs, and guns. Sounds like a decent little Saturday. After seeing these pics, you’ll have visions of Plum dancing in your head.
Sash Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Sash back in early December 2011. The customer service and tech support rep is back to remind you about her love of being naked and of being controlled.
Stuff Your O-Face With ‘Adults Only’ Marshmallows
Kraft is generally considered to be a family-friendly brand that errs on the side of being tame (read: lame), but the food and beverage conglomerate has turned that approach upside down down under with this Australian TV spot featuring what appear to be naked bodies and a line worker calling out in ecstasy.
Discoquette Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Discoquette back in late December 2011 and again in early May. The inked up designer, producer, photographer and stylist has returned with a new set of pics that are Chronicles of Ridic.
Vivian Kindle — Babe of the Day
Vivian’s a 24-year-old model originally from Bellingham, Washington who now lives in Hollywood.
Man Ghost Rides His Motorboat On Surfboard
The evolution of dangerous car-related stunts has come a long way since Stiles surfed the Wolfmobile in ‘Teen Wolf’ back in ’85. After a two decade hiatus, the next level of car-surfing called ‘ghost-riding the whip’ blew up the internet thanks to Bay Area rappers. Just when you thought the dangerous art has been forgotten forever, this dude comes along and ghost rides his speedboat on a surfboard
Babe of the Day
Stephanie’s a 25-year-old model and moto-cross rider from Mesa, Arizona who comes to us via The Babe Spot.
Sizzling Hot Girls Wrestle at the 2012 Bacon Cup
Portlandia has endeared the nation, nay, the world to the weird charm of Stumptown aka Rose City. Many might not know the area is actually a strip club haven – with exotic dancers that are more akin to SuicideGirls than Hooters waitresses. If you need further reason why Portland should be your next travel destination – we present Portland’s 2nd annual Bacon Cup, which combined man’s favorite food
She’s Got The Right (Angle) Stuff — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Bend Her
Occupation: Human chair
Interests: Gumby, Stretch Armstrong, pottery, flubber, Robert Patrick in Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Mister Fantastic from the Fantastic Four. I absolutely HATE pilates and yoga.
Hobbies: Pole dancing, lap dancing, no pants dancing, cheerleading, gymnastics, inventing new positions for the next edition of the Kama Sutra...
You Know What This Beer Pong Game Needs? More Basketball
Though the popularity of BASEketball never really took off after the movie’s release, some vertical-minded entrepreneurs believe one of the greatest drinking games to ever come down the pike should get an infusion of basketball.
Rhue — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Rhue — a 24-year-old Canadian who’s into underwater creatures but NOT Nic Cage. GASP! She must’ve hated this job application.