Bloodhound Gang members Evil Jared Hasselhoff and Jimmy Pop are in a little trouble with Mother Russia. While performing in Ukraine in July, Evil Jared used the Russian flag for a "Bad Touch," by stuffing it down the front of his pants, pulling it out the back, and throwing it down to the crowd. Apparently, with a good case, this heinous crime is good for five years in a Russian penal colony. To cut it short, according to Yahoo!, the Investigative Committee stated that "foreigners who do not live in Russia can face criminal responsibility if their crime was directed against the interests of Russia and Russians." I won't give my opinion, other than I hope the United States, whose flag has been burned in countless countries in protest, protects the band from being expedited Russia. I don't want them to get done "like they do on the Discovery Channel."