When you think of a strange eyewitness report, you usually think of an interview similar to Antoine Dodson or Sweet Brown.  But neither of those can hold a candle to this bizarre report of an accident.  The woman being questioned begins telling the reporter about the accident, but the eyewitness account quickly takes an unexpected turn towards hilarity.  The woman explains to the reporter that the vacuum cleaner man has seen her cans.  Yes, you read that right.

See what Free Beer and Hot Wings had to say about this voyeuristic eyewitness beow.

Those are not zits you want to see.  I mean, they would have to be shockingly different than the face you can see. - Free Beer