Dudes Have Been Having Sex With Coconuts [NSFW]

Every day, we stray farther from God's light. In a weird, twisted trend on Reddit, guys have been sticking their pogo sticks into coconuts. I wish this was a joke.

You ever heard of "Don't stick your d**k into crazy?" What if the crazies are sticking their d**ks into coconuts?

Think I'm joking???

The coconut fetish can be found on a Reddit group called TIFU (Today I F**ked Up.)

Some acknowledge having been warned by others' experiences with fornicating with the tropical delight. Yet, they persistently penetrate the palm family.

If you REALLY want to read about the experience, fine. This is the original story that started the rest. It's E X T R E M E L Y NSFW, so don't be dumb.