Ephrata Woman Shoplifts, Gives Sister’s Name to Cops

You are out shopping one day and you decide that using money for your items isn't going to happen. You stash the items in your coat so you can make a quick getaway. You get caught but instead of using your real name you decide to use your family members name! WTF?That is exactly what an Ephrata woman did, according to the Columbia Basin Herald. She was trying to get away with more than $200 worth of stuff. Her sister must have pissed her off at some point because, when the cops detained her she falsely identified herself with her sisters name.

She has to do 4 months in jail but, if I were her I would think of a much better reason to stay. If her sister is anything like my brother, who is awesome but mean, she is about to get a wompn!