He Fled from Pasco PD on 10 Speed Bike. He Lost.
As you will see in the Pasco Police Facebook post below, running from the police on a bicycle probably isn't the best way to escape.
Also not recommended for running from the cops:
Walmart Electric Carts
Light Up Roller Tennis Shoes (remember those?)
LIFE IS LIKE A TEN-SPEED BICYCLE - most of us have just never tried to use one to run from the police. Everyone knows...