I am not sure who needs to hear this but if you need to get arrested in Oregon, try as hard as you can to get arrested in Hermiston.


I've been following lieutenant Studebaker on Facebook from the Hermiston police department for quite some time now. He seems like an affable guy.  Firm, I'm sure, but there's no way you can dislike him.

If you've been following us for any length of time, you know that these posts cover lots of local events, activities, and many police reports. When bad guys, I mean alleged bad guys are caught on security camera videos allegedly shoplifting or robbing...I mean allegedly robbing local stores, we always share the pictures and like to spread the word so you can help us get the alleged scum-sucker behind bars. I hate the use of the word alleged because we all know they're guilty lol. Oop's, I better keep it legal and say 'allegedly guilty'.

In today's Covid world everyone needs to wear a mask. And that makes criminals think that they are invisible. Most shoplifters and other criminals think this is the perfect situation to commit any crime and escape unidentified. But that's where forensics comes in. The coat they're wearing, their hairstyle, the sunglasses, the hat...there are thousands of things that can identify a person. And that's why lieutenant Studebaker posted what he posted below. Your Covid mask is not Harry Potter's invisibility cloak!

I'm not sure who needs to hear this but if you've been arrested in that business a bunch of times, and they keep telling...

Posted by Hermiston Police Department on Tuesday, February 16, 2021

 

 

 

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