Life hack for idiots: if you have a warrant out for your arrest, and you're waiting for a light at the intersection, don't try to duck down when a Moses Lake police officer pulls up next to you. They're just waiting for the light too.
Apparently one dummy didn't know this and a race ensued. After smashing into a curb the driver got out and ran on foot, hoping to hide in a backyard.

Police found his feet sticking out from a bush. The chase ended when he yelled, "OK, OK, don't tase me."

Ducks of a feather apparently flock together because his girlfriend switched seats in the crashed car and tried to drive off. She later said she was on her way to look for the police to make sure they found her. Riiiiiight...