Just here to do my doob diligence, your honor. The Kittitas Police Department sure has captured the stoner moment today, as this beauty came out of the blue, pun intended, on their Facebook page a few hours ago:

Kittitas Police Department
Kittitas Police Department
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The post reads:

Okay everyone, we know you’re excited. It’s a rare event when 2 holidays intersect, so don’t ruin it! If you’re going to partake, have a plan. Get a sober driver, pick up your tacos first or even call out for delivery. If we catch you parked on the sidewalk getting your grub on not only will we take you to jail, we will eat your tacos in front of you. #harshyourmellow #tacotuesday #tacopolice #kittitas #kittitaspolice #420 #police #copsofinstagram #eatingtacosfightingcrime

"If we catch you parked on the sidewalk getting your grub on, not only will we take you to jail, we will eat your tacos in front of you."

That's bloody brilliant, and please notice the quality hashtag game too.

"The Corner Bar" responded in the KPD Facebook comments section, "I'll park wherever I want," followed by a pig emoji. Ruh roh, sparking up a few fightin' words. Another commenter wondered if they were passing out edibles in the tacos.

All kidding aside, it is a good idea to have someone not partaking be your guide through the haze of the obligatory munchies phase or whatever adventure your mind is capable of conjuring up today, and be smart enough to not let you follow through with it.

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