Mad at Your Girlfriend? Slightly Enlarge Her Forehead in Pictures

You know, I'd like to think we're, uh, head and shoulders above this?

We're not.

The Twitter train begins with a man who admits he enlarges, how much depends on his anger level, his girlfriend's forehead in posted pictures. Oh, she responds. But when she finds out, expect retaliation in the form of the boyfriend's ball sack now dangling from his chin.

"Sometimes when my boyfriend gets me mad, I upload pictures with sacks on his chin."

And on it goes.