Man Shoots Himself in Leg, Posts Glowing Facebook Bullets Review
When a man accidentally shot himself in the leg, he was so impressed with his own carnage, he posted a glowing review for the ammo company about how extensive the damage done was, just like it was supposed to.
From Stephen Robison, quote, "Nearly bled out . . . [looking at] many months of recovery . . . product performed as designed and marketed. Five-out-of-five, would recommend."
That's right, he's the ultimate glass-is-half-full, leg is half-shredded kind of guy.
So three cheers for Radically Invasive Projectile bullets.
These bullets are designed to break apart when they make contact to do significant damage, and boy, did they ever...
"Nearly bled out, only kept leg after series of world class trauma surgeons. Looking at three months, no weight bearing, many months of recovery...all metal petals separated from core as designed. Maximum damage inflicted. Product performed as designed and marketed. Five-out-of-five, would recommend. P.S. No exit wound, all pieces remained in leg."
Glad to see such a happy, satisfied customer. Get well soon, pal.