Mysterious Note Found Stuffed Inside Jesus Statue’s Backside

This is the story of the Father, the Bum and the Holy Ghost......

A message in calligraphy dating back to 1777, was found in a Jesus Christ statue, stuffed up the Messiah's backside by a priest preserving it like a time capsule for almost 300 years at a church in Spain.

There's a note hidden up the bum of this Jesus.