National News for Kennewick Porch Pirates Wearing Nurse Scrubs
Kennewick is the new Florida.
CNN picked up the story of these two individuals, who we're almost positive aren't in the health care field, doing the deed of dressing up like nurses, complete with gloves and scrubs, BUT NO MASKS and then allegedly stealing packages off of porches. We're so proud. The one outfit, a would be disguise, where a mask is basically a given and you don't wear one? Ah, the criminal mind at work. THANK YOU FOR BEING STUPID BY NOT WEARING MASKS! It should be easier to catch you, thank you. Now, dear reader, won't you assist the KPD in their quest for apprehension?
According to the CNN story, one of victims of Hot Lips Houlihahn and Nurse Ratchet's porch piracy was an actual, honest to goodness real life hero of a nurse whose husband is a law enforcement officer.
From the KPD facebook page:
Officers are currently investigating a case of porch piracy and need your help. Both suspects have been reported as stealing packages delivered to Kennewick residences. If you recognize either female or the vehicle pictured please contact non emergency dispatch at 509 628-0333 and provide KPD Case 20-16877- to clarify, both appear to dresses as nurses and we do not believe they are actual nurses. The nurses we are fortunate to know only give their time, lives, and take the vitals of their patients(not their property). Thank you for your help with their identification.