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Oh, Boy! Teen Rock Assailant Gets Felony Charge
Elijah just wanted to rock. That's fine, just don't assault people with that said rock.
It's not David vs. Goliath, and Kennewick Police will get you every time.
Go home and play Xbox or something and leave the rocks alone.
Why? Among other charges including various assault charges and a minor in possession - our dear Elijah was hit with a F-E-L-O-N-Y charge. All at the sweet tender age of 18. My, my.
Here's hoping he doesn't live in a glass house, I guess.
Stone
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