Old Man Crosses Clearwater on a Motorized Scooter Like a Boss [VIDEO]

I almost backed into this dare devil, rambling his way through the parking lot of Panda Express on Highway 395 in Kennewick. At first we thought he was cruising to Rite-Aid, maybe hit the drive through pharmacy...but no. He rounded the corner, headed for Clearwater and didn't stop there.

I don't know what this guys destination was, but he was on a mission that led him into a game of human Frogger.

Mind you there is a crosswalk just to the left about 60 yards. But crosswalks...? Ain't nobody got time for that!