A 60 year-old-man walked into an Oregon 7-Eleven store, went up to the counter, pointed his finger like a gun and demanded $50 and cigarettes. What happened next will make you laugh.

Retail store employees are trained (repeatedly) to always comply with a robber. Merchandise is not worth risking health or life to protect. That's what insurance is for. But it's not robbery if he doesn't have a weapon... it's a request.

And the store employee told him no.

The man walked out of the store empty-handed and was picked up by police while walking down the street.

Dumbest criminal nomination?