School Zone Speeder in Stolen Car Meets Kennewick Police

Speeding in a school zone is a no-no. Not just for the safety of our children, but to avoid a costly ticket. I think I got that wrong. Let me try again: "not just to avoid a costly ticket, but for the safety of our children."

This driver had no license and warrants on top of that!

I'm starting to feel a little left out. It seems like all the cool kids have warrants and stuff. I've never had one. I mean, I try to be bad and be cool, but nothing so far. I know you can get a warrant if you don't show up in court, but nobody's invited me there yet, either. I've also been really good about any traffic tickets or fines. Usually, when I go to jail, I get pulled over and go straight there, so no warrant necessary. Actually, I've never been to jail, but if I did go, it would probably be that way. Maybe I can get some kind of 'honorary' warrant or something. Preferably something I can just put up on the fridge and not have to go through the work of being an inmate.