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One more reason I'd rather be in Rio! A Brazilian beauty pageant isn't looking to give out a scholarship, or reward the best bikini body -- it's not even curious how you look in a wet t-shirt. This pageant is all about posteriors.

Russian photographer Murad Osmann traveled all over the world with a plan to document the whole trip on Instagram with his camera phone. Trouble is, he apparently couldn't keep his eyes off his hot girlfriend's backside.

Fed up with all the class and grace of a regular beauty pageant? Do you wish all beauty pageants would just trim the pretense and get down to just, you know, judging the contestants by the shape and plumpitude of their lower back sides?

Instagram is our second favorite guilty pleasure. Women taking pictures of their own booties is our first favorite. We love that society has made it okay to pair these two together. It’s a win, win!

Yesterday we gave you the bullet opener, now we give you the buttle opener!

Our first instinct is who care's, but we're still intrigued on what it takes for someone to even want to try this out.