Whenever I get on Google and Wikipedia, I go on a nice rabbit trail. By trail, I mean thousands of miles. I could look up a game score and keep clicking on links until I've got Lars Ulrich's entire family tree and discography credits memorized. I just fill my mind. Today, I found a hot woman. Thank God.
If you're new to the internet, let me show you the ropes. Let's jump right on down to Rule 34. If it exists, there is porn of it. There are no loopholes.