the onion

Marshawn Lynch Tells Seahawks Fans to “Shut the F**k Up!”
Marshawn Lynch Tells Seahawks Fans to “Shut the F**k Up!”
Even if you are not a football fan, you can't escape the craziness that the self described 12's have created this season and especially over the last couple weeks. You literally can't even drive down the street without seeing a business proudly flashing on their billboard that they are (all of the sudden) Seahawks fans. Now, Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch, who has been quiet almost a
The Onion Reports: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook [VIDEO]
The Onion Reports: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook [VIDEO]
Due to social networking, and people willing to share anything and everything through Instagram, every 20 year old alive will be unelectable for president. Things have even gotten so bad that Democrats are searching for people with no online presence and the Republican Party has already begun grooming an illiterate man from Appalachia for the 2036 candidacy.