The 'Alphabet Burger' Is Poorly Built -- We Can Do Better!

this burger. It sounds like a great idea at first until you read ALL the ingredients.

Egg (Brazilian style?), fish sticks (gross), Italian sausage (maybe), noodles (I don't think so), Ramen (never) -- plus other things. For R maybe a pickled radish? For X they used Xylocarp -- which is a fancy name for coconut -- also gross for a burger. Obviously

the person who thought this burger up did not plan to eat it.

Here's the full list:

Avocado

Bacon

Cheese

Doritos

Egg

Fish Sticks

Garlic bread

Ham

Italian Sausage (patty)

Jalapeno peppers