Top 10 Places to Hide a Body in Tri-Cities
Sometimes you just gotta hide something. We won't ask you any questions. As a mental exercise, here's our top ten places to hide a body.
Pros: Lots of open space, good for unmarked graves.
Cons: No cover at all
Pros: lots of tree cover, tons of hidden locations, hundreds of options.
Cons: Homosexual men frequently have hookup sex in the park, meaning either group could crash the party at anytime.
Pros: out of the way, not many houses, tree cover.
Cons: Not all that spacious, so you can run into people.
Pros: Tree cover, river, ghetto town.
Cons: can sometimes have lots of people, so you have to be smart.
It's just a big desert.
Pros: lots of open space, plenty of room to dig.
Cons: no cover whatsoever.
Pros: isolated, easy to get to, difficult to search
Cons: people just love to walk their dogs here.
Pros: full of tree cover, difficult to get into, no people.
Cons: visible from the highway, despite all the tree cover.
Pros: Good place to dump in the river
Cons: watched meticulously
Pros: tree cover, nobody will care about a body there
Cons: Tweakers. Lots of them.
Pros: Tree cover
Cons: watched meticulously.