Watch a Kayaker Get Slapped in the Face by a Seal Holding an Octopus

Don't blink or you'll miss it

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/revealed-amazing-technique-that-lets-you-fall-asleep-within-two-minutes-a3925976.html

Good thing he captured it on video....no one would have ever believed him...

"Oh yeah, the ol' seal-slaps-kayaker-in-face-with-octopus-in-jaws trick, I see it all the time?!?"