Have you ever wanted to see GWAR's Oderus Urungus read your children a classic bedtime story? Of course you have! Now watch him read 'Goodnight Moon' as only he can.

Our friends at Loudwire filmed this exclusive video of the 43 billion-year-old metal god reading the classic children's storybook, 'Goodnight Moon,' written by Margaret Wise Brown and illustrated by Clement Hurd. Sure, you might have heard it given the Christopher Walken treatment on an episode of The Simpsons, but this is probably the best rendition you'll ever come across in your life.

We've got the censored version above, just in case you do want to show it to your kids and introduce them to Uncle Oderus. But it wouldn't be a GWAR-fueled bedtime story without some filthy language, so here's the NSFW version of the video. Oderus not only entertains, but he also gives us helpful advice and warns us that "bears are not f*cking friendly, alright?"

Good ol' Uncle Oderus.