When my car catches fire at the Circle K, I always just leave it. I mean hey, car fires are hard to put out. Plus, with all these gas pumps around, it's pretty dangerous. So I usually just go home when that happens. Let somebody else deal with it.

That must have been what the dingleberry that actually did that was thinking. Thank goodness for Benton County Fire District 4, who showed up and dowsed the flames before anything major could explode. West Richland Police found the dingleberry, who naturally had a suspended license.