It's a perfect COVID-19, Halloween storm, actually. A brilliant idea, it's just hard to imagine it took so long to execute it.

Social distancing? Check. Masks? Absolutely. A pure Tunnel of Terror experience before you're finally waxed and buffed? I can't believe someone didn't think of doing this sooner. We're sure glad Autobahn Car Wash did, and maybe a new Halloween tradition is hatched with this Tunnel of Terror. Necessity is the mother of invention, correct?

Watch the video and get the details for yourself. Get it? Details?

Confined space, a very slow pace, your heart starts to race, freaks in your face, where the hell did I put my mace?  At the end, will you be given the choice of a post-scare fragrance? Can I interest you in a rotting corpse, or new undead car smell?

Riffing on The Blair Witch Project, Scream and so many more Halloween classics, the Autobahn Car Wash Tunnel of Terror happens for three nights only, October 28, 2020 to October 30, 2020 from 7:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. each night.

The acting and editing really sells it: "I should have kept you cleaner, waxed you more, but of all times, I never should have taken you to get washed today"

"Come and wash if you dare"

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Autobahn Car Wash is located at 3928 W. Clearwater Ave. in Kennewick.

And here is a sneak preview of "ol' Uncle Charlie" because, as he says, "Its all fun and games until someone loses their soul," and what that creepy crawly thing is next to ol' Uncle Charlie" is anyone's guess. And then there's that thing at the end.