Alice Goodwin was discovered by talent scouts while sunbathing on the beach. She has modeled for men’s magazines like Zoo Weekly, Nuts and Maxim and was voted Zoo Magazine’s hottest topless babe of the year in 2009. She appears daily on babe channel Elite TV.

This is the first we’re hearing of Elite TV. Is this a free station full of hot chick programming all day long? It is like ESPN [CLICK] HGTV [CLICK] Free boobs all day [CLICK] ABC Family [CLICK] and then [CLICK] back to boobs? If so, America needs this channel right now. Call your local cable provider and demand free mammaries.

We’ll pass if the channel costs extra money each month and just keep a lookout for any free chest wobblers on basic cable. It worked out well when we were teens. We’ve got tons of VHS tapes to prove it.