Bet You Can’t Watch This Video Without Making a Lorena Bobbitt Joke! [VIDEO]

Yes, we are a little old to be making Johnson jokes, but you CAN NOT watch this video of a landscaping machine without a dozen coming to mind -- I promise. I had never seen this tool before today and I'm mesmerized by it. So take my challenge: enjoy this short viral video and DON'T crack a joke about "wood."