Beware! Would You Care About Stares if Dared to Wear Your Chair?

Hey there, to be fair, you might not care, but there's a new WEARABLE CHAIR that I double-dog dare you to bear, but beware and be prepared for stares.

Soon, you will be able to purchase something called the LEX chair.  It straps to your legs and butt and automatically folds out when you go to sit. You can preorder one for $400, and they ship in December.