His first tweet proclaimed, "Winning! Choose your vice," and included a picture of Sheen in a kitchen with one of his "goddesses," porn star Bree Olson.

Sheen started the slamming on his second tweet, "Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace Show...I'd rather go on a long road trip with [Two and a Half Men producer] Chuck Lorre in a '75 Pacer." Charlie later showed off some bling, tweeting, "The only watch that keeps Warlock time -- Class of 1927 ring Bambino U." The twit-pic showed Charlie wearing Babe Ruth's 1927 World Series ring. He followed that with the tweet, "My sons are fine...My path is now clear...Defeat is not an option!"

  • And who does Charlie follow? So far, the celebs include Piers Morgan, Alyssa Milano, New York Yankee Nick Swisher, and young Modern Family star Sarah Hyland (who plays Haley Dunphy).
  • Apparently, Sarah wasn't too impressed. She tweeted, "FYI. I've never met @charliesheen in my LIFE, and he's following me now? Really creeped out. Ew."