Have a Mattress Actress Gymnastics Fantasy? Here’s Your Chance
If you and your significant other would like to get paid by copulating on different mattresses, reporting your preferences and getting paid for it, follow this link by September 15th and it just might happen.
A mattress review website is seeking five couples to have relations on a bunch of different mattresses and then review how it went down, er, how things were overall.
Sleep Standards will hire five couples and pay them $3,000 each to have sex on eight different mattresses, then debrief the subjects after the briefs are back on about how their overall experience and critique.
The company's website is enticing you and your significant other to peg the fun meter, quote, "We'll send you a new mattress every week and all you have to do is give us your honest reviews on how good that mattress is for sex. That’s right, you can get paid for doing what you do in your regular everyday life–sex!"
Now is the time to seriously consider trying all those freaky positions that just seemed out of the question before...this commitment to research and physical pleasure. Your devotion to humanity is humbling, swordsman.
They'll send eight mattresses total, and when things are all done, the couples will get their $3,000 AND get to keep one of the mattresses. It's not clear what the company is going to do with all the OTHER mattresses from the test that don't get selected, and frankly, I don't think I want to know.
You will have to submit a 60-second video talking about your "passion for the project" and provide links to your social media accounts.