Jesus No Longer Hates the Seahawks [VIDEO]

I received the worst possible birthday gift - the Seattle Seahawks winning the Super Bowl. Ugh. I hoped this day would never come. It was a great win though. If you were rooting for Seattle (as most of you reading this were), you couldn't have asked for your team to play any better in every aspect of the game.

Now that you finally have a championship ring, I decided that the time had come to retire a prized possession of mine.

Congratulations, 12th Man.