The random "Pizza Is My Lover" sexy pizza calendar that I posted yesterday barely taps the weird scale compared to this....Burning your mouth on molten lava hot pizza is never fun, Pizza Boomerang to the rescue!

I guess? Even after watching the video, I have no idea what the hell this thing is supposed to be or if its real...but I want to try one. Unless tu sabes Espanol (or you just really want to be confused), be sure to click the CC (closed caption) button on the bottom right of the video to get the English captions.

Don't cook an octopus on your barbecue, instead switch to the good vibes...It's Pizza Boomerang!

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