A flight to Minneapolis has been diverted back to Pasco after an alert during the flight. Airport authorities say the alert was from the front of the plane but they do not know the cause at this time.
One advantage to being a male, we can whip it out and relieve ourselves whenever we would like to. That doesn't mean it's appropriate wherever we would like to. Some times its a bad idea. In this case, if you are stumbling around an airport waiting for a flight and appearing to be intoxicated, it's a terrible idea.
This isn't a quick piss either. This is one of those deep sighs-of-relief-type wizz