One-liners are what sets conversation in movies apart from real-life. We just aren't that smart, funny, or smooth. Sad truth, but at the same time, that's what cements movies in our hearts. Those quick quips, terrible taunts, ridiculous retaliations. Those one-liners.

New to pop culture? Need a refresher? Here are some of the best, funniest, and iconic one-liners in cinema. Spoiler alert, if I included Clint Eastwood, Marlon Brando, or Arnold Schwarzenegger, this page would break the internet.

Here are 18 of the greatest one-liners ever.

"Obviously, you're not a golfer."The Big Lebowski 

"Just  when I thought you couldn't be any dumber, you go and do something like this - AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"Dumb and Dumber

"English mother f***er, do you speak it?" - Pulp Fiction

"The sound of your piss hitting the urinal - it sounds feminine." - The Other Guys  

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." - Airplane! 

"Maybe. Maybe Not. Maybe f*** yourself!" - The Departed

"Be excellent to each other." - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!" - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

"Never tell me the odds." - Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live

"This is my boomstick!" - Army of Darkness 

"Milk was a bad choice." - Anchorman

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or you gonna bite?" - Reservoir Dogs

"Assumption is the mother of all f***-ups!" - Under Siege 2

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Apocalypse Now

"Yippi-ki-yay, mother******" - Die Hard