The 18 Best One-Liners

One-liners are what sets conversation in movies apart from real-life. We just aren't that smart, funny, or smooth. Sad truth, but at the same time, that's what cements movies in our hearts. Those quick quips, terrible taunts, ridiculous retaliations. Those one-liners.

New to pop culture? Need a refresher? Here are some of the best, funniest, and iconic one-liners in cinema. Spoiler alert, if I included Clint Eastwood, Marlon Brando, or Arnold Schwarzenegger, this page would break the internet.

Here are 18 of the greatest one-liners ever.

"Obviously, you're not a golfer." - The Big Lebowski

"Just when I thought you couldn't be any dumber, you go and do something like this - AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!" - Dumb and Dumber

"English mother f***er, do you speak it?" - Pulp Fiction

"The sound of your piss hitting the urinal - it sounds feminine." - The Other Guys

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." - Airplane!

"Maybe. Maybe Not. Maybe f*** yourself!" - The Departed

"Be excellent to each other." - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!" - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

"Never tell me the odds." - Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back

"GET THAT CORN OUT OF MY FACE!" - Nacho Libre

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live