Why? Because, It’s the Fair!

The 2013 Benton Franklin Fair was a blast. I loved hanging out with 97 Rock and the 97 Rock nation. I expect to see some crazy things when I'm here. Whenever I go to the fair, I leave my questions at the gate.

Here are those questions.

Q: Why is that girl walking a goat on a leash in her boots with the fur?

I don't know; it's the fair.

Q: Why are people running around in golf carts?

I don't know; it's the fair.

Q: Why is that 11 year-old kid walking around dressed as Dr. Who?

I don't know; it's the fair.

Q: Why are the cops riding around on bicycles?

I don't know; it's the fair.

Q: Why is this guy trying to sell me an HD radio signal?

I don't know; it's the fair.

Q: Why is that kid swinging his balloon hammer at me?

I don't know; it's the fair.

Q: Why is a police tactical team running by me?

I don't know; it's the fair.

Q: Why are people asking me for the "Recovered Lost Children" tent?

I don't know; it's the fair.

Q: Why is this drunk guy yelling at me to sell him our big 97 Rock banner?

I don't know; it's the fair.

Q: Why are people handing me pamphlets on how to lose weight, when I'm skinny?

I don't know; it's the fair.