Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
UFO Filmed In Seattle!
Weird orbs are filmed! It's an object, it's unidentified, and it's flying ... yep, a UFO.
You better Sasqu-watch out, because Bigfoot-Con is coming to the Yakima Valley (but later) in 2020!
Man Cusses Out Reporter Covering People Panic Buying
"F*** You, It's Your Fault!"
Vancouver, WA Woman Mistakes Cheese for Soap
"I suspect I left it out when I was intoxicated and just forgot." - Miley
Violinists Play to Empty TP Isle
"Gentlemen It has been a privilege playing with you tonight."
‘Flat Earther’ Arrested After Harassing Schoolkids
"Are You Crazy?" - Hollis Academy Student
Webcam Bigfoot Debunked!
WSDOT reported that Sasafrass was not captured by their cams.
NASA: Now Hiring Astronauts
Blast off and get paid for it too!
Man Hijacks Airport Monitor To Game
"Can I at least finish my game?"
Man Attempts to Register Beer as Emotional Support Animal
No training needed & it helps with his Social Anxiety Disorder.
Florida Man Crashes Into Bar To Steal Dr. Pepper
I'd love to see this re-done as a "Lil Sweet" commercial!
Testicuzzi Gives Your Nuts Relief!
Just in time for Christmas stocking stuffing!