Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Timmy!!!
The Bigger Your Feet, the Bigger Your Wiener, Debunked!
Great news for women with big feet!
Introducing the Cussing Roomba — You’ll Swear By It!
"Why was I created this way?" -- Roomba
Senate Bill Would Ban Dwarf Tossing
“There’s nothing funny about dwarf-tossing,” -- state Sen. Mike Padden, R-Spokane Valley.
Check Out This 17-Car, Real-Life Police Chase [NSFW Language]
In the game of GTA, this would rank about a 5 Star. What did Jake and Elwood Blues do now?
Man on Meth Said a Ghost Did It!
Louisiana has one heck of a ghost problem ... or maybe a meth problem.
Funny Map: Hurricane Florence Penetrating Soon
"They’re about to take a pounding, looks like."
Woman Injured After Mistaking Dynamite for a Candle
A story that sounds like it came from the Looney Tunes ACME factory is in fact from Connecticut.
Don’t Vacuum With the Smoke This Bad
Vacuuming can stir up the smoke particles and recirculate them inside your house.
The Fortnite Porn Parody is Here!
Rule 34 hits again and it has sniped the video gaming world of Fortnite.
Belly Up and Be a Rock Star
Beautiful tunes made from slapping a big boy.
Driver Backs Up More Than a Mile In Heavy Traffic
Driver drove backward over a mile through heavy traffic with out a ding!
Seattle is the Best City for Gamers
Seattle ranks as the top spot in the country for gamers! How'd they do that? And where do some of the other cities fall?