Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Get Paid to Drink & Hike!
Anheuser-Bush is looking to hire a "Chief Hiking Officer"!
‘Exploding Whale Memorial Park’ Now Open In Oregon
Back in 1970, a whale got blown up, 50 years later, they're naming a park after it.
An Alcoholic Version of Monopoly
Family fun you won't remember!
Crop Penis Found By Drone!
I'm not saying it was aliens... but it might have been aliens!
Drive-Thru Strip Club is Open in the Northwest
First, the dancers were doing home delivery, now they got a drive thru.
The LEGOcaster Guitar!
"We built this city on rock n roll... and LEGO"
Cheater Against Cheater in Call Of Duty
Imagine watching NASCAR, with every car having a jet engine!
Police Remind Residents To Wear Pants Outside
"It's nice out today... but I think I'll leave it in!" - Unknown
Washington Man Arrested After Letting Dog Drive
High Speed Chase on I5! Authorities did not attempted to yell "STAY"!
UFO Filmed In Seattle!
Weird orbs are filmed! It's an object, it's unidentified, and it's flying ... yep, a UFO.
You better Sasqu-watch out, because Bigfoot-Con is coming to the Yakima Valley (but later) in 2020!
Man Cusses Out Reporter Covering People Panic Buying
"F*** You, It's Your Fault!"