Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes, I might be telling wiener jokes. When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous online articles from yesteryear, click here!
Timmy!!!
Christmas By Gaslight: I Thought I Killed Santa
My Brother's Prank Ruined Christmas ... But I Still Love Him
Benedict Cumberbatch Teaches You How To React To Crappy Gifts
You know the crappy gifts are coming! Bulls*** your way through to holiday bliss!
HUMOR: Pantsless Man Not Phased By Early Snow
& who says the cold causes shrinkage!?!
Plastic Bag Ban? Here’s Some Alternate Replacements For Your Stuff Carrier!
Upset about the bag ban? We've got some ideas to help you out!
WEIRD: Dead Body Found In Free Car
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth... look in the trunk!
Weird: FTC Investigating McD’s Over Ice Cream Machines
The government is gonna look into fixing the McD's ice cream machines?
More Cattle Mutilations in Oregon
Cue the X-Files Music!
Cattle Mutilations in Oregon
Cue the X-Files Music!
ICYMI: D.I.Y. Smoke Eater
Eat your heart out Ron Popeil!
HUMOR: Tips For Surviving Friday the 13th!
We all know the big three that the films taught us: no premarital sex, don't turn around (especially while running), and DON'T GO CAMPING!
Weird News: The Illegible Bank Robber
If you're going to use a note to rob a bank... maybe type it.
Washington State Summer Con AGAIN! This Weekend!
Nerds Rejoice! AGAIN! Wrapping Up The Summer Con Trilogy This Weekend (August 7th & 8th)!