Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
D.I.Y. Smoke Eater
Eat your heart out Ron Popeil!
Man Tries To Kill Fly, Blows Up House!
Buzz... Buzz... Boom!
A Tall Boy For Your Good Boy!
You need to be 21 to buy beer, unless you're a dog... then you need to be 3!
Petitions To Abolish Daylight Savings
If you think the time has come to stop messing with time, sign one or all three!
Mary Poppins Sings Death Metal
Get Paid to Drink & Hike!
Anheuser-Bush is looking to hire a "Chief Hiking Officer"!
‘Exploding Whale Memorial Park’ Now Open In Oregon
Back in 1970, a whale got blown up, 50 years later, they're naming a park after it.
An Alcoholic Version of Monopoly
Family fun you won't remember!
Crop Penis Found By Drone!
I'm not saying it was aliens... but it might have been aliens!
Drive-Thru Strip Club is Open in the Northwest
First, the dancers were doing home delivery, now they got a drive thru.
The LEGOcaster Guitar!
"We built this city on rock n roll... and LEGO"
Cheater Against Cheater in Call Of Duty
Imagine watching NASCAR, with every car having a jet engine!