Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
The LEGOcaster Guitar!
"We built this city on rock n roll... and LEGO"
Cheater Against Cheater in Call Of Duty
Imagine watching NASCAR, with every car having a jet engine!
Police Remind Residents To Wear Pants Outside
"It's nice out today... but I think I'll leave it in!" - Unknown
Washington Man Arrested After Letting Dog Drive
High Speed Chase on I5! Authorities did not attempted to yell "STAY"!
UFO Filmed In Seattle!
Weird orbs are filmed! It's an object, it's unidentified, and it's flying ... yep, a UFO.
You better Sasqu-watch out, because Bigfoot-Con is coming to the Yakima Valley (but later) in 2020!
Man Cusses Out Reporter Covering People Panic Buying
"F*** You, It's Your Fault!"
Vancouver, WA Woman Mistakes Cheese for Soap
"I suspect I left it out when I was intoxicated and just forgot." - Miley
Violinists Play to Empty TP Isle
"Gentlemen It has been a privilege playing with you tonight."
‘Flat Earther’ Arrested After Harassing Schoolkids
"Are You Crazy?" - Hollis Academy Student
Webcam Bigfoot Debunked!
WSDOT reported that Sasafrass was not captured by their cams.
NASA: Now Hiring Astronauts
Blast off and get paid for it too!