Getting Drunk and Slicing a Watermelon With a Machete is a Terrible Idea [VIDEO]
It's stupid hot outside and with boat race weekend upon us, there are bound to be some fun times with friends and family. Even if you aren't going to the festivities on and over the Columbia River this weekend, you will likely be trying your best to stay cool and enjoy the weather with barbecues, boating, or camping. Mix it all up with alcohol though and a few terrible ideas are bound to come about.
This clip demonstrates one of those bad ideas. Watch as a dude with a sweet beard, just looking to enjoy some watermelon, ends up slicing something besides the fruit. "Hospital."
WARNING - NSFW VIDEO