It’s always important in life to “dress the part” but what exactly does a person wear to look drunk? How about a shirt alerting everyone to that fact?

Kevin Daly, 22, of Long Island, NY, was charged with a DWI after ramming a Suffolk County Police Department’s SAFE-T (Selective Alcohol Fatality Enforcement Team) vehicle. When police questioned Daly they noticed he was wearing a T-Shirt that read: “I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.” Maybe his favorite Ed Hardy shirt was in the wash?

Daly’s shirt saved cops time by just letting them know he was probably inebriated. If only the rest of the world was as honest about themselves and displayed that honesty on their clothing. Although if that were the case, there would be way too many people walking around with the slang for ‘penis’ on their chest.