Introducing Rambo, a SuicideGirl who can’t live without a fresh pair of vans, fantasizes about sex on a water slide and loves anything tiny. That’s fantastic news for almost every guy. Let’s just hope she doesn’t think you’re “too tiny.”

Name: Rambo

Age: 23

Location: California

Occupation: Model Coordinator for the SuicideGirls

Current crush: Vice, Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Stats: Stackkeddd

Body mods: Not enough

Heroes: My mom, my big brother, my step-dad and Cloud Strife

Gets me hot: Talking dirty, fantasizing, hair pulling, finger sucking and skateboarders

Favorite position: Doggy style all day

Fantasy: More will power, sex on a water slide and Don Draper

Sign: Twins!

I lost my virginity: For bragging rights

Cigarettes: Nope

My diet: Omnivore

My kink factor: I’m saving myself for Jesus!

My status: Exclusive relationship

My idea of a good time: Bars, after-parties and home by dawn.

I want: Friendship

Into: Photography, exercise, Nintendo 64, Playstation, being domestic, Photoshop, arts, crafts, crocheting, mysteries, sex, psychology and animals

Not into: Negativity, irresponsibility, side aches on the treadmill, turbulence during airplane rides and Indian cuisine

Makes me happy: Friends, anything tiny, flowers, tea, cats, chocolate, new clothes, laughing, BBQs, sunshine, alone time, a clean house, success, margaritas, karaoke and bowling

Makes me sad: Animal cruelty, obscene wealth, shitty tattoos and disappointing my parents

Hobbies: Dancing, yoga, watching TV series on DVD, drawing, cross stitching, making greeting cards, reading, writing, photography, swimming, camping and bargain hunting

5 things I can’t live without: Chapstick, eyeliner, sunglasses, Bovi and a fresh ass pair of Vans

Vices: Junk food, staying up late, talking about myself too much and falling in love too easily

I spend most of my free time: Watching movies, playing video games, reading, sleeping, playing with kitty, taking photos, shopping, practicing yoga, partying, driving, making arts & crafts, modeling, exploring


  1. Electric Light Orchestra
  2. Andre Nickatina
  3. Twin Shadow
  4. Spoon
  5. Stan Getz
  6. Mac Dre
  7. Fleetwood Mac
  8. Slick Rick
  9. Fleet Foxes

SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates alternative beauty and alternative culture from all over the world. Since 2001, tens of thousands of models have submitted millions of photos to their website hoping to become SuicideGirls.


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