sex

There are times when the eyes of an alcoholic reveal a darkness so vast that everything decrepit in the universe appears to makes sense, like a bloodshot looking glass reflecting a message from God - or maybe not. Either way, occasionally a rare breed of sloppy degenerate rises up from the drunken pits of hell to prove to the rest of us that there is a long way to go before we ever hit rock bottom

There are only so many ways to make a hamburger new and unique, and there are even less ways that taste good (for example, pizza burgers are disgusting). If you're a burger joint who wants to stand out, sometimes your ad campaign is your best bet, but this Australian company is feeling the flame-broiled heat, because they didn't play it "safe."

There is a question that has been haunting us for some time, now. Often we wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, calling out into the darkness for a sign. Today, the question that haunts our dreams finally has an answer: Who are the most desirable women of 2013? Well, besides Adriana Lima, because obviously.

Auburn is a 19-year-old Suicide Girl living in Illinois who likes her own butt, Jameson, being naked and being insulted. 4 birds, one stone?

How long should a fighter abstain from sexual activity before fight night? Well, if you ask UFC femme fetal Ronda Rousey, they shouldn’t – not even a little. Go on, beautiful woman talking about sex. We're listening.

Brittany Brousseau is a 24-year-old model from Los Angeles. She's just like the girl-next-door, if you happen to live next-door to a leggy, supermodel-looking babe.

Just the thought of a high-heeled porn star teaching sexual education courses in school is enough motivation to make most of us pretty eager to get back in the classroom.

British folk and soul singer Lianne La Havas is receiving a ton of buzz lately, and it’s all well deserved. She has a singular sound and an unforgettable look that’s inspired us to name her our Crush of the Day.

Meet Erae, a SuicideGirl who smokes a lot, likes dirty talk and isn’t letting anyone know her sexual fantasies because then they won’t come true.

Elaine Alden is a 24-year-old model and former beauty pageant contestant from New York.

Meet Marlene, a SuicideGirl who lives in France and has a huge crush on Daenerys Targaryen. We don’t know who that is either, and refuse to find out.

Mindi Smith is a fitness model and TV host from the Big Apple.